My take on life.
Experiment Complete: Shocking Results!
You may remember my post a while back about the terrifying discovery I made involving me getting up early one day and actually getting a ton of stuff done early on in that day. This of course shook the very foundation of my way of life, and thus my very being. And as such I have devoted a great period of study into forming an unbiased opinion as to whether this incident was isolated or some kind of hidden power to be harnessed for good or evil.
So after months of extensive testing involving me trying to accomplish a set amount of tasks in a day- sometimes allowing myself to sleep in, and sometimes forcing myself awake to attempt to complete things early- I have come to the undeniable conclusion that no matter what time I get up or how much I plan things ahead of time, it's still equally impossible for me to get around to doing it all in a timely manner. I think in between my original post on the subject and today, I have had a total of one day where I was almost as productive, and I think it was because I had a deadline and had let a number of things coagulate on the last day... But that's life, eh?
Of course once I had some kind of conclusive data regarding the situation, I promptly stopped getting up any earlier than was needed to get to school or work on time... gotta find a way around those two someday.. hmm. I guess I've also been known to get up a little earlier if I had something decent to eat for breakfast available, like bacon or something.. Bacon always works. :9
Anyways, everything is all under control and normal now so you can all sit back down and go back to your daily lives while I put my feet up and play some video games whilst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen get a little more dusty.
So after months of extensive testing involving me trying to accomplish a set amount of tasks in a day- sometimes allowing myself to sleep in, and sometimes forcing myself awake to attempt to complete things early- I have come to the undeniable conclusion that no matter what time I get up or how much I plan things ahead of time, it's still equally impossible for me to get around to doing it all in a timely manner. I think in between my original post on the subject and today, I have had a total of one day where I was almost as productive, and I think it was because I had a deadline and had let a number of things coagulate on the last day... But that's life, eh?
Of course once I had some kind of conclusive data regarding the situation, I promptly stopped getting up any earlier than was needed to get to school or work on time... gotta find a way around those two someday.. hmm. I guess I've also been known to get up a little earlier if I had something decent to eat for breakfast available, like bacon or something.. Bacon always works. :9
Anyways, everything is all under control and normal now so you can all sit back down and go back to your daily lives while I put my feet up and play some video games whilst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen get a little more dusty.
posted by Kraven | 11/04/2005 01:01:00 AM
4 Comments:
Gee... you should really consider putting up that letter verification thinggy, even you're getting spammed up now.
Anyway, it's nice to hear you're back to your old self again. But I hafta say I'm a bit disappointed too. Here I thought you were well on your way to having a proper night's sleep and waking up at a decent hour kinda guy. Oh well...
Ugh, just what I need.
Stupid people on the internet trying to make my life difficult! I'll give it another chance or two.. it's still easier to delete a comment than it is for everyone to type in a bunch of stuff every time they want to comment :p
Well think of it this way, it means you're getting popular on the Internet now. :D
Darn, all that nagging about getting up and being productive still hasn't paid off. Don't give up, though, there's still time to change your ways and be the "Best You Can Be!" (heard that somewhere) - JUST DO IT!
If these words of encouragement aren't sufficient I'll just have to come down there and cook up some bacon! :)
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